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Twitter Users Share Funny Stories Of Speaking To Their Pets

Eric Gideon

January 7, 2021

Let’s be real – we all talk to our pets. And yes, we totally believe that they understand us. We tell them everything from our daily struggles and achievements to how cute they are and how smart they are and how beautiful and gorgeous and chonky and oh my goodness you’re such a good puppy– anyway. 

It’s totally normal to talk to your pets, don’t even worry about it. And twitter is here to prove just that. After a tweet telling the story of someone talking to their pet went viral, other twitter users chimed in and started sharking funny stories of them talking to their pets as well. So, don’t worry, you’re not alone in talking to your pets. 

1. Text - October Ferguson @OctoberFerguson This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot. 5:33 PM · Dec 31, 2020 · Twitter Web App 3.3K Retweets 244 Quote Tweets 33.9K Likes 2. Text - CSUCK IT, DEPLORABLES!C @forever420grrl Replying to @OctoberFerguson I asked my in-trouble, then 8 y/o son a question and then asked the cat is that true? Cat answered with a long meow and my son exclaims loudly 'SHE'S LYING!' I peed myself laughing. 10:06 PM Dec 31, 2020 - Twitter for Android 25 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 312 Likes 3. Text - ALT-IMMDOJ, Esq. @AnotherRogueAcc 000 Sounds totally reasonable. My cat always tells me how dumb my dog is. My dog never responds to those insults, so I'm just assuming she's really polite. O October Ferguson @OctoberFerguson Dec 31, 2020 This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot. 4. Text - Bobby Parker @LegionBobo 000 I showed this to my dog Gus. We laughed & laughed & laughed. Then he sat down and licked his butt. October Ferguson @OctoberFerguson Dec 31, 2020 This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot. 5. Text - Rocky Mountain Views @RockyMountViews 000 Replying to @OctoberFerguson It is amazing what the dog understands. I parked in a different spot than usual for our walk today. Dog starts heading back to the normal spot. I tell him, "No, we parked closer to the trail head, remember?" He tilts his head and then heads right for where the car was parked. 10:03 PM · Dec 31, 2020 · Twitter Web App 6. Text - Nebby Buella @Hopmar3 Replying to @RockyMountViews and @OctoberFerguson My dog can spell. W-A-L-K Damn he's looking at his leash. 10:06 PM · Dec 31, 2020 · Twitter Web App 7. Wood - Dr. Patrick R. Mullen 000 @prmullen69 Replying to @OctoberFerguson When my cats get hungry they say nothing, just sit by the empty bowl and stare at me in the kitchen. When they get annoyed [if I ignore them], they knock expensive electronic items off of shelves, and then sit on my chest, and bite my nose. 10:59 PM Dec 31, 2020 Twitter Web App 8. Organism - Carol Que 000 @carolmque Replying to @OctoberFerguson I told this to my cats & they said they didn't realize that they employed me to goof off on Twitter..this is gonna go in my file now..thanks a lot 9 10:15 PM · Dec 31, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 9. Small to medium-sized cats - leigh feys @FeysLeigh 000 Replying to @OctoberFerguson and @thomaskaine5 My dog and I carried on conversations all the time. My cat and I argue like an old married couple. He wins. 11:17 PM Dec 31, 2020 - Twitter for iPad 10. Text - Carolyn Crawford @Txredhead1108 000 Replying to @OctoberFerguson We were stationed in Germany in the 70's. When I arrived at Frankfurt airport, I saw a man talking to a German Shepherd Dog (speaking German) and my first thought was that dog can't understand a word he's saying. 10:27 PM · Dec 31, 2020 · Twitter for iPad 11. Text - Dr. godless, M. D., Tu quoque @godless_doc 000 Replying to @OctoberFerguson I read this to my dogs and they said that you're just silly to think that your cats would laugh with you. They're laughing at you. 9:40 PM - Dec 31, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 12. Vertebrate - Antonio Divine 000 @antoniodivine Replying to @OctoberFerguson and @MSSATHER .well at least your cat and her dog paid attention, mine just ignored me and tell me to be quite. Antonio Divine 10:49 PM Jan 1, 2021 from Southwest Social Services Twitter for Android 13. Text - beynon darley @bey_darley 000 Replying to @OctoberFerguson and @fascinatorfun I read this to my dog, he laughed and said cats dont really understand humans. Dogs use several communication systems. Woofit, sms service, Sniffit,email, and drop box, long term message deposit. 10:17 PM · Dec 31, 2020 - Twitter for iPad 14. Text - Ben Lauletta 000 @Ben_Not A_Bot Replying to @OctoberFerguson l'll talk to my cat knowing my wife is coming into the room , l'll say shhh here she comes loud enough for her to hear.. LOL 6:20 PM Dec 31, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 15. Text - Moldie "Stayin' @ Home" Mom @Moldiemom 000 Replying to @OctoberFerguson Every morning when I come downstairs, my parrot says "Hello" and it would be just rude not to engage her in conversation. :) 11:08 PM Dec 31, 2020 · Twitter for iPad 16. Text - Elizabeth @avertexofmyown Replying to @Moldiemom and @OctoberFerguson My parrot scared the daylights out of a repairman once. Apt mgr let him in to work. He didn't notice the big bird cage, so when my parrot said, "Hi, how are ya?" he jumped out of his skin. 6:09 PM - Jan 1, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 17. Text - Rhumour 000 @rhumour Replying to @OctoberFerguson Lol. Our dog gets annoyed if he's not included in conversations - roughly translated his huffs and growls are probably telling us we are rude to ignore him. But our cats are indifferent, they only pay attention to the crinkling of treat packets and the opening of cans. 5:07 PM - Jan 1, 2021 · Twitter Web App 18. Text - Alyce Murray @AlyceGma Replying to @OctoberFerguson My dog is really the best to be confided in. Political beliefs are always in line with my own all the time unless he's hungry. Then he doesn't want to hear it. 10:00 PM Dec 31, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 19. Text - Brittanie (the good one) @brittanie_lewis 000 Replying to @OctoberFerguson My dog legit has been teaching me sign language, she will use her front paws to tapy arm/hand, which means she would like food. She has also woken me up before by tapping my shoulder like a human child. It's getting weird e 8:51 PM Jan 1, 2021 - Twitter for Android 20. Text - Mongo: The Dog Who Was A Whale @MongoFree 000 Replying to @OctoberFerguson I checked with the Superintelligent Parakeet about this. She looked up from The New York Review Of Books and said, "What? And, this had better be important." 2:03 AM - Jan 1, 2021 - Twitter Web App

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